When I got home from taking the boys to school there was a package in fact a very well taped up package on the door step. It came from a man very close to deaths door... Poor bloke is starving but just managed to get out to the post office to send us this. BTW (thats not Barry Thomas Wright) Lisa had nothing to do with this so gets none of the credit!

Other news: I'm drinking tea from a second hand teabag even thought I texted my good lady while she was in Tesco to say we didn't have any. It's even better because it was on top of a mint tea bag in the compost bucket! Mmmmmm weak and minty tea.

108 visitors to the exhibition so far. Thanks to the few of our readers that have made the effort. Now let me count them on the fingers of an armless man..... I don't care if you live in Mimico or tropical Isle of Man, there are planes you know. If you do decide to hope on a plane please bring some tea bags.

Off to the lottie to get the rest of my spuds in.